• vB Slideshow
    Click here to enter the forums Click here to enter the forums Click here to enter the forums Click here to enter the forums
  • Paranormal and Supernatural

    Published on 18-08-2013 20:14
    1. Categories:
    2. Weird World,
    3. Paranormal and Supernatural
    Article Preview


    A Chinese exorcist has been arrested after a woman who hired his services complained that he’d used his penis to remove the ghosts from her vagina.

    A Xin says she paid £2,000 for self-proclaimed ghostbuster Huang Jianjun to assist her in a personal matter. Huang had agreed to help A Xin gain the amorous attention of her boss, who she fancied. He took A Xin to a hotel in Guangdong Province and told her to strip and lie on the bed for an examination, and she complied. Following the examination Huang informed A Xin that the reason she wasn’t getting anywhere with her boss was because of the spirits in her vagina, but he could solve the problem by removing the spooks with his ghost-catching tallywhacker. Yes, that old line.

    A Xin consented to the exorcism and Huang inserted his paranormal reproductive equipment into her vagina repeatedly in a fashion commonly known as sexual intercourse. Huang explained that this was the first time he had ever carried out such a procedure.
    ...
    Published on 23-06-2013 18:10
    1. Categories:
    2. Paranormal and Supernatural



    Curators at the Manchester Museum have been left flabbergasted after CCTV footage has shown an ancient Egyptian statue has began moving around all on its own.

    The seemingly haunted statue rotates on its base in an anti-clockwise direction, as if looking around the museum’s egyptology department with it’s own spectral eyes. Egg-headed boffin and artefact expert Campbell Price was the first to notice the 250mm black object had been moving around, but he initially assumed that another member of museum staff had been buggering about in the display case and simply nudged the effigy. It soon became apparent that the statue was moving regularly, either by someone’s hand or perhaps supernatural influence.

    Price set up a CCTV camera to monitor the statue’s display cabinet and the unbelievable footage shows that the statue mysteriously moves all by itself.
    ...
    Published on 26-03-2013 08:24
    1. Categories:
    2. Paranormal and Supernatural
    Article Preview


    A pretty young student has spotted what could be Dorset’s own Bigfoot-Sasquatch.

    17-year-old Terri Leigh Cox, a health and social care student from Dorchester has snapped a grainy photograph of a black, hairy ape-like beast frolicking in a child’s play area. Cox tok the photo from her bedroom window which overlooks a public park. She said the animal resembled a gorilla, but it scuttled off up a tree.

    “It was such a shock I couldn’t believe what I was seeing at first,” Cox said.

    “It looked about the size of a small gorilla. It was walking like one as well, using its arms and feet.”
    ...
    Published on 24-03-2013 20:00
    1. Categories:
    2. Paranormal and Supernatural
    Article Preview


    Superstitious yokels at a village in eastern Thailand have erected a two-foot-long, brightly decorated wooden cock to repel a murderous ghost.

    For the past 20 years locals at Nong Yai say they have been plagued by a malevolent spirit which kills men in their sleep. The so-called ‘Widow Ghost’ has been blamed on dozens of mysterious nocturnal deaths for decades. Some families eventually fled from the village in fear, others built a shrine and sprinkle holy water on a 60cm bright red wooden phallus with a golden bell-end.

    According to local know-it-all, Nattacha Butchali for the past two decades men have mysteriously popped their clogs in the middle of the night. On the night of their deaths the men supposedly dream they are making sex with a beautiful woman, but the woman is in fact the notorious ‘Widow Ghost’ and the men wake up dead.
    ...
    Published on 14-09-2012 10:16
    1. Categories:
    2. Paranormal and Supernatural
    Article Preview


    A woman in Nigeria has allegedly given birth to a bizarre looking horse-like creature whilst visiting her church.

    The unnamed woman forced the abomination from her womb during an evangelical prayer meeting held in Edo on Tuesday. Witnesses say the woman was a local vegetable vendor who attended the church meeting to see if the minister could cure her of her “barrenness”. Minister Silva Wealth anointed the woman with oils and began praying for her in order to cast out the demons responsible for her lack of fertility. As the congregation excitedly prayed the woman began bleeding from her genital-pocket and went into labour.
    ...
    Published on 26-07-2011 08:00
    1. Categories:
    2. Paranormal and Supernatural
    Article Preview


    A woman from Pakistan is appealing to authorities to assist her in getting surgery to remove a massive snake which is growing inside her abdomen.

    According to Pakistani press 50-year-old Rasheedan Bibi from Saggar, north of Lahore, accidentally swallowed a small snake which was in her drinking water several months ago.

    However after a few weeks Rasheedan began to expand, and she believed she was simply pregnant. But Rasheedan continued to grow and grow, and became very ill. After seven months of swelling up Rasheedan eventually sought medical help and went to a hospital.
    ...
    Published on 16-07-2011 20:41
    1. Categories:
    2. Paranormal and Supernatural
    Article Preview


    A former devil worshipper in Swasiland says she has given birth to a seven-headed snake and vomited up live starfish.
    27-year-old Patience Tsabedse is a self confessed former devil worshipper married to a police officer. According to the husband, Constable Mfanzile Malaza, his wife turned her back on devil worship just two months ago, when she was ‘saved’ by notorious exorcist Pastor Muzi Manana.

    Since quitting devil worship Patience has complained of many strange ailments, mostly involving the vomiting of live animals such as spiders, fish, worms and even starfish. The creatures are usually spewed up along with ‘gallons’ of blood, and disposed of down the lavatory.
    ...
    Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
  • Recent Forum Posts

    Alpha

    Re: Trump Watch

    The mad bastard has got secret police storming the streets of Portland, Oregon, picking up protesters and whisking them away in unmarked vans.

    Alpha 18-07-2020, 02:02 Go to last post
    EricSeymour

    Re: Syrian Man With Four wives And 22 Kids Gets $ 360,000 A Year In Welfare

    Really, it sounds like a lot of nagging to me also.

    EricSeymour 23-01-2020, 18:08 Go to last post
    Alpha

    Re: Trump Watch

    Trump is claiming his nobel peace prize went to Ethiopian leader Abiey Ahmed. is the batshit insane President actually admitting to a coup to that brought

    Alpha 11-01-2020, 09:49 Go to last post
    Alpha

    Re: Trump Watch

    According to the Iraqi PM, Trump tricked Soluimni into coming to Iraq in order to kill him.

    Alpha 05-01-2020, 18:52 Go to last post
    Earl

    Re: Trump Watch

    The bloke's a cock.

    Earl 05-01-2020, 14:44 Go to last post
  • Most popular threads

    • Morningstarr* Playlist
      (2240 replycount)
      • Im always out of ideas of new songs to listen to so if you guys find anything funky that you like the sound of please post it!

    • The Music Forum Jukebox
      (2167 replycount)
      • the title sounds a bit like something from a radio station :D Die Another Day featured on the Bond film of the same name...sung by...

    • Recommended Viewing
      (1736 replycount)
      • I'll try to keep this regularly updated. Although to be fair, Alpha is the best at this. ;) Good stuff on TV for the following week: An American...

    • The WWE Appreciation Thread
      (974 replycount)
      • Double Takers! Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/v/ocWZWyd4NGs Part...

    • Jimmy Savile
      (850 replycount)
      • ...