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[Earl]

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[Ben]

RIMMER: We were each given a swiss army knife. You only ate what you
killed yourself. I remember ten of the boys got together and decided
to eat me. They tied me to a stake, lit a fire, and poured barbecue
sauce all over me. I remember thinking as I went round and round,
"Porky will save me, he's my best friend." It turned out Porky was the
ringleader and had actually bagsied my right buttock. If it hadn't
been for Yakka-Takka-Tulla, the Space Mistress, I honestly believe they
would have eaten me.