FML - the latest :D

[CambCelt]

FML: Your everyday life stories

Lol.

[Earl]

Today, my emo boyfriend and I were lying in my bed. He looks at the stretch marks on my hip and says, "You cut yourself too"? Then he starts crying in my arms. They really are just stretch marks... FML

[timmy_too_far]

my fiance is on the other side of the world... fml

[CambCelt]

my fiance is on the other side of the world... fml

Awww.

Hugs ((((Spanky)))) !

Now put your smile back on and laugh at other people !


x

shit

Today, I tried to get my husband to go the doctor's office with me so we could get check-ups, because we've unsuccessfully trying to have kids for a year. When I asked him to go, he said he knew he was fine because he already had another girl pregnant. FML

[jools182]

heres a good one

Today, someone said they were surprised that I was gay after they saw me making out with some guy. That "guy" is my girlfriend. FML

[timmy_too_far]

Awww.

Hugs ((((Spanky)))) !

Now put your smile back on and laugh at other people !


x

((((cammie)))) all better now we have devised a plan b, prolly gonna do plan b before we try plan A haha

[jools182]

Today, my wife got drunk and thought I was going to leave her so she super glued my wedding ring onto my finger while I was sleeping. FML