F*** My Life

[Ck]

I just thought that about Jezzis post


Sorry Jezzi

[Earl]

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

[Earl]

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

[jezzi]

I just thought that about Jezzis post


Sorry Jezzi

[jezzi]

Every time I open this thread I get a shock. I keep thinking it's the 'random facts' thread and can't believe what people are posting about their 'intimate' life on an open forum.

can i just point out that it wasn't me who posted that on FML

[Ck]

I did wonder why you why you were suddenly sharing your bedroom antic with us all

[A_B]

can i just point out that it wasn't me who posted that on FML

I realised that just after I finished reading it. Up to that point, I thought you were sharing a bit about your life so we could get to know you a bit better.

[timey]

I realised that just after I finished reading it. Up to that point, I thought you were sharing a bit about your life so we could get to know you a bit better.

So did I. I think it's because it wasn't quoted.

[jools182]

Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML

[jools182]

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML