F*** My Life

[Nic]

He isn't really banned is he???????

Nah, don't think so

[jezzi]

He isn't really banned is he???????

i don't know, he just seemed to fit the part!

[jezzi]

erm a tad off thread, but i just tried to log into toasted and my passwords been changed, any ideas why?

[Ck]

erm a tad off thread, but i just tried to log into toasted and my passwords been changed, any ideas why?

You forgot to put FML on the end.

(I could only try and guess what's happened. Try requesting a new one, it should send a new password to the e-mail account you signed up with.)

[timey]

Someone's hacked it?

[jezzi]

You forgot to put FML on the end.

(I could only try and guess what's happened. Try requesting a new one, it should send a new password to the e-mail account you signed up with.)

ok thanks ck, i don't usually log in there, only read it dunno why i tried to log in today tbh.

and timey i don't if anyones hacked it

[Hutchybee]

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

[Earl]

Ewwwwww!!!!!

[jezzi]

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

was she riding him with a strap on

[A_B]

Every time I open this thread I get a shock. I keep thinking it's the 'random facts' thread and can't believe what people are posting about their 'intimate' life on an open forum.