Jason Vale's 3 day detox.

[Alpha]

So it lasted a day and a-half then?

[Ck]

Yep.

I'm dead proud of us. No caffeine, no refined sugars, no breads, no starches, no refined fats and no junk for almost 2 days. Just fresh and pure vitamins and minerals.

It's got to have done us good.

[Alpha]

Wasn't it until monday though? as in 3 days?

[Ck]

Yeah, we were going for the 3 day detox but it was getting quite grueling.

At 2 o'clock we were starving and all we had to look forward to was a meal of some juiced cucumber, celery, more beetroot and avocado. Our energy levels were sapped and we were kinda dazed. Even lying down watching TV was hard to focus, it's like the mind just kept wandering to no-where.

I didn't find it painful or unbearable BUT when the juicemaster says to make sure you have nothing to do whilst you're doing it I at least thought I'd be able to function normally but at a slow speed, not be totally inactive.

The days dragged, one hour seemed like a full day, there's loads of stuff to do and we couldn't do anything. It was like we were only just surviving - anything more strenuous than laying about was too much.

[playme]

fuck it you might as well have a beer now

[Ck]

I fancy a kebab

[jools182]

quitters!

[Earl]

You should try it. It might cure ginger.

But even if it did, it wouldn't be worth it! I wouldn't recommend it to anyone it's shit and a waste of a good weekend.

[Ck]

It has done something though... it's really making me appreciate and savour these Thorntons chocolates.

[jools182]

you've got the breaking strain of a warm Mars bar