Death

[Ashley]

Death isn't a great topic to chat about.. So why are we again?

[Ashley]

So you have to tell us the truth now Ash, are you male or female? It's not easy to make that count as a typo!
I understand the possibilities of sex changes these days, but at your tender age it's doubtful you had one yet.

I am a female. Have been that way ever since I was created. I just never get to use wee lad and figured I would give it a shot. Unfortunatley you caught me. Why can't you pick on someone else, besides me? Hope you are happy I am scared of you.

[Earl]

Don't be scared Ash, Sfb must like you for some reason or you wouldn't recieve so much attention.

Personaly I like your mistaken colloquialisms.

[A_B]

Awww Ashley - don't be scared - mr M's right...

...I mean - he picks on me sometimes (I sorta like it though ) ...but I secretly know it's because deep down in that old, stone heart of his - he yearns to be 50 years younger - just so he could take me in his masculine arms and licky tongue me - if only for a moment....he'll deny it - but I know he sooo wants me.. he's just in denial at the moment

[Earl]

eww!

[SFB]

Awww Ashley - don't be scared - mr M's right...

...I mean - he picks on me sometimes (I sorta like it though ) ...but I secretly know it's because deep down in that old, stone heart of his - he yearns to be 50 years younger - just so he could take me in his masculine arms and licky tongue me - if only for a moment....he'll deny it - but I know he sooo wants me.. he's just in denial at the moment

The truth is out A_B, you're into 15 year old boys.

[Earl]

Haha! Where'd you get that from?

[SFB]

Try your subtracion M*, 65 - 50 = ?

[Earl]

Haha, sorry I'd missed that.

Maybe she just thinks your lying about your age.

[SFB]

I doubt she has time, or can be that bothered.