Massage

[Earl]

I've had a 'proper' massage today, from a masseur. I kept my trousers on the entire time.

I wasn't all that enthused. My back still seems to be aching, and it's not very relaxing when you're holding in a trump for half an hour.

At one point I think rested her knockers on the back of my head, but I might have imagined that. Anyone else ever had a 'treatment', what did you make if it?

[timey]

I've had aromatherapy massage and it was bloody lovely.

[Earl]

What was good about it?

I don't really think I'm feeling any benefits. I bet a sports massage would be better.

[timey]

Everthing. Having a young lady feeling you up for one thing. But also she was just really good at massage, getting all the stress out of the muscles. Also, as it was aromatherapy, she knew exactly what oils to use to engender relaxation. I went because of sleep and relaxation problems, and it certainly did help in that regard. I could do with something like that now.

[jools182]

I could never relax enough to enjoy a massage

Went to a thermal spa thing in NZ and to be honest, didn't enjoy it much, just felt too hot then nearly passed out when I got out

[timey]

The massage is supposed to relax you.

[jools182]

[Earl]

I'm having a sauna in the morning, don't think they have a steam room, which is odd.

Then it's off to the zoo!

[Major Starbold]

I'm having a sauna in the morning, don't think they have a steam room, which is odd.

Then it's off to the zoo!

Hand crank is the best massage.

If you did not 'stand to attention' you ain't normal.

[Ben]

I briefly went out with someone who was into Chinese massage, that wasn't half bad.