Too Expensive To Croak

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Pauper's funerals increase as Government rejects half of welfare applicants - Telegraph

How doez it work if you croak and do not leave any dosh???

[Delboy]

you r family are expected to pay for it ! my funeral is already paid for and my Wake!!

[Earl]

Pauper's funerals increase as Government rejects half of welfare applicants - Telegraph

How doez it work if you croak and do not leave any dosh???

Who cares? I'm going to be doing my very best to make sure I not only leave fuck all, but hopefully a fortune in debts too. They can throw me in a landfill for all I fucking care.

[Ck]

You can bury a body in your back garden or donate your corpse to medical science.

I like the idea of a decent send off but probably because it's traditional, because when you think about it seeing your loved ones body disappearing to be burned or thrown in a cold hole in the ground then going off for a few pints and a ham sarnie is actually quite distasteful.

[Earl]

If for some bizarre reason I have any money left when I die, I want a pyramid.

[Ck]

Yeah, like those that ferrero rocher do at Christmas time.

[Earl]

No, like Kojak's pyramid on Oxford Road in Manchester.


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[Ck]

He's been gyped, that's a blimmen shed roof