Tea gives you prostate cancer

[Earl]

Bloody hell.

Seven cups of tea a day 'raises risk of prostate cancer by 50%' | Mail Online

[timey]

And yet I'm sure I've seen other things that say it reduces the risk of cancer. I just don't take any notice of these things any more.

[Ben]

How does it do that then?

[Major Starbold]

Don't eat this, don't drink that, don't go with norty girls, don't swear on forumz, FFS, when will someone tell us what we CAN do.

Gentlemen, a sincere tip for you.

If you are weeing slowly, poor pressure, fits and starts then see your GP immediately.
You may not realise your wee is coming out slow because it happens over a period of time.

Think back to how far you could wee when you had one in a field.

Don't be alarmed but SEE YOUR GP NOW.

[Delboy]

How does it do that then?

you dip your tallywacker in a boiling in seven cups of Tea, one of the cups of Tea holds Tea leaves sprayed with a carcio genetic weed killer !!
the above sounds truer than the bollox we keep getting told about what causes cancer!

[Major Starbold]

When will one realise that onez tallywhacker is not for stirring onez tea, use a spoon..