Madeline McCann.

[Major Starbold]

Madeleine McCann sighting in Indian city - Loughborough Echo

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Madeleine.

[Major Starbold]

Madeleine McCann 'spotted in north Indian market' by tourist | Mail Online

[Earl]

No way! I'll believe that when I see it.

[Alpha]

Yeah, right. What the fuck ever!!

[Delboy]

by Denial is that guilt of knowing the truth? I honestly hope not but they said it was not before getting a proper view!!

[Ben]

No way, she's under my mate's stairs, has been for ages!

[Earl]

Joking aside, if the McCann's had been responsible parents and kept their kids in cupboards, little Madeline would still be with them today.

I read a news report the other day about some women being prosecuted for keeping her kiddy in a cupboard, and yet the supposedly neglected child was fit and well and everyone knew where it was. The McCann's on the other hand used this radical new parenting method and their daughter is now missing, but they didn't get prosecuted. Mental.

[Ernest Rants]

cupboard love, you can't beat it, not enough room to take a good swing

[Ck]

Joking aside, if the McCann's had been responsible parents and kept their kids in cupboards, little Madeline would still be with them today.

I read a news report the other day about some women being prosecuted for keeping her kiddy in a cupboard, and yet the supposedly neglected child was fit and well and everyone knew where it was. The McCann's on the other hand used this radical new parenting method and their daughter is now missing, but they didn't get prosecuted. Mental.

We have lockers at the gym, large enough to fit a small child in. I know because whilst I was there a child of about 6 years old climbed in one and shut the door. I think a larger (for comfort) model based on the locker idea would make an ideal storage solution for parents who have to go to work. Simply stick a pound coin in and wear the banded key round your wrist for safe keeping.

[Snapper]

cupboard love, you can't beat it, not enough room to take a good swing

I know someone else who thought they were swingers too. That's why they left the kids alone!