Toothpaste

[Major Starbold]

Over the years with TV adverts we have heard how various brands of toothpaste do this, do that, made claims as to their brand being the dogz bollux, they have come up with loads of long fancy names which most of us do not have a clue as to what they mean.

Me, if a toothpaste tastes OK I will use it.

Do you have a favourite and why?

[Earl]

I don't know how they get away with the bullshit they put in the adverts. It's made up nonsense that no one seems to regulate.

[Ck]

I tend to fall for the crap about whitening but if a product doesn't work I won't buy it a second time. At the mo i'm using OralB whitening etc etc and it does seem to work.

[Earl]

Probably got chalk, or paint in it.

[Ck]

[timey]

Yeah once your teeth are discoloured that's about all that will whiten them again, short of work by the dentist.

[Gemronimo]

I always wonder if any of them really do half the stuff they say.. Probably not.