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    Default Who Is This Footballer?

    An England footballer has been granted a continuation of a gagging order preventing the publication of details of his private life.

    Any clues?

    Do you know anything?
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    Ashley Cole. It's always Ashley Cole.

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    whoever it is he'll be getting paid too much, driving around in a car that would be too bling for p-diddly, and he'll be shagging some waitress from a club behind his wifes back

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    Isn't it Gerrard or Lampard? I can't remember which one had a problem with the News of the World.
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    Default Re: Who Is This Footballer?

    Quote Originally Posted by jools182 View Post
    whoever it is he'll be getting paid too much, driving around in a car that would be too bling for p-diddly, and he'll be shagging some waitress from a club behind his wifes back
    Did you hear about that Man City footballer, Stephen Ireland, spending £100,000 on a fish tank

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    Before the World Cup there were a shitload of rumours about Steven Gerrard having got a 16 year-old pregnant.


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    Crouch was shagging a prostitute

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    Yeah but everyone already knows about Crouch.

    I heard that rumour about Gerrard myself earlier today.

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