Greetings cards

[Ck]

OMG! I just read that you can now get post abortion greetings cards!

A national post-abortion telephone talk line has unveiled a series of electronic greeting cards that concerned friends and family can send to a woman after she chooses to terminate a pregnancy.

One expresses sympathy, offering the gentle reminder that, "As you grieve, remember that you are loved." Another provides encouragement for someone who "did the right thing." Yet another strikes a religious tone with the thought that "God will never leave you or forsake you."



I quite like "I know you are feeling blue, your man was such a meanie, but you'll cheer up now that you can fit in that bikini" Sorry, I am sick, I know it.

You can also get, potty training cards and half Birthdays (Not from the abortion place though, that would be a bit too sick) I might start a business, making and selling half Birthday cakes.

[Caz]

Who actually buys these things?!

[Ck]

Not me!

I'm rubbish enough at buying proper cards like Christmas and birthdays. I agonise over them for ages. Presents are easy, cards are not, to me.

I'll ask about for anyone due an abortion or if anyones got a kid that's done a sucessful poo in a potty though.

[THE V0NZ]

I can just see it now - Tesco's Value Abortion card;

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You've killed our unborn child,
I really hate you."

£0.99p - bargain.

[Ck]

I can just see it now - Tesco's Value Abortion card;

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You've killed our unborn child,
I really hate you."

£0.99p - bargain.

[Caz]

I probably shouldn't be laughing at that...

[A_B]

It looks like the market for cards is losing money, so they have to think up new reasons to send cards.

I'm the same as ck - if you get a card from me nowadays, you're honoured. I just can't seem to chose a suitable one. I just get 'essential' cards from moonpig.com now - it's easier.

[rob_667minus1]

It looks like the market for cards is losing money, so they have to think up new reasons to send cards.

I'm the same as ck - if you get a card from me nowadays, you're honoured. I just can't seem to chose a suitable one. I just get 'essential' cards from moonpig.com now - it's easier.

Thanks for the card

[LennyP]

Having an abortion is a very private decsion so I can't really imagine a greeting card could be appropriate.

[THE V0NZ]

Wow - I'm gutted for you. You negotiated the eleven letter word perfectly but you fell over on one of the eights - bad luck.



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EDIT2: Mind you, I've still got my COD here next to me just in case. Sometimes you just get a feeling it's not right.