'Wearside Jack' May get early release

[Alpha]

Stupid fucked up bastard.

Ripper hoaxer may be freed from jail in weeks - Yorkshire Evening Post

[mimseycal]

I'm just waiting for the indignant objections to start rolling in

[sweeny todd]

i dont believe he did much damage to the rippers detection anyway , the incompetent police force handling these terible crimes had the culprit in for questioning and with there great powers of detection ahem released him to murder again ,pure luck and the eagle eyes of two taffic cops is the only reason he was ever caught at all ,having said that he did commit a crime sending in the tape and deserved punishment ! i think he should have been evaluated as a complete nutter and held indefinetely !

[Major Starbold]

He should eat humble pie.

[Alpha]

Worst one yet!!

[Hutchybee]

Major your jokes are funny in an unfunny kind of way!

[Major Starbold]

Major your jokes are funny in an unfunny kind of way!

I know Hutch, I can't stand them myself.

[Major Starbold]

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Bugger me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

[Alpha]

Yeah, there happens to be a humour thread at the top of the natter forum.

[Hutchybee]

Why would the Major need to know that? A humour thread needs humour...!