FreeBBC escapes asylum blunder!

Ck · 05-02-2007, 08:03

In a dramatic turn of events, FreeBBC, a young hyperactive train obsessed male, has escaped from the asylum where he was being treated for poor grammar and inane comments.

The asylum staff had managed sucessfully to cure him of talking about trains at every god given opportunity and things were looking up for the young man. But in the early hours of Monday morning whilst staff slept, FreeBBC made his escape and wreaked havoc in cyber land where he indulged in another one of his obsessions, news stories.

Our reporter managed to capture evidence of the damage he caused.

Alpha, staff nurse from the asylum had this to say about what has happened 'he's a little shit!!!!'

The public are warned not to approach FreeBBC, who is currently dressed as a 35 year old gay male with bad skin and dandruff, as although he looks quite the innocent, he can in fact be very dangerous, especially if he's managed to get his hands on some blue smarties.

Ck · 05-02-2007, 08:09

Should we best sticky this Alpha???

**Shadow Assassin** · 05-02-2007, 08:51

told ya we shouldnt of pt diab in his room

**Zombie Mastermind** · 05-02-2007, 09:03

Is there any need to post this many news items in one fell swoop? Most of them are amazingly dull.

**Alpha** · 05-02-2007, 11:07

Originally Posted by Ck

Should we best sticky this Alpha???

yes. this is cause for a special sticky.

thread stickeied on request.

**SFB** · 05-02-2007, 11:12

Doesn't everyone need to know what's happening in Ireland FFS?

OK so I don't, but.......................

Surely it's time to open the "World News" forum where he can play?

**FreeBBC** · 05-02-2007, 21:44

Ok im sorry everyone for the trouble

, I only had smarties today and i empited it and they don't have blue ones,

Im a failure

alpha on msn tell me you can make news atricles on sbs GD forum,

Im Bad at forums can you help me anyone please.

Sorry everyone for the trouble.

**Alpha** · 05-02-2007, 21:48

i didn't understand that last bit.

anyway. you have a news forum for that stuff.

**A_B** · 06-02-2007, 11:37

As long as he's safe on the forum - we're keeping him away from the public.

Ck · 07-02-2007, 18:07

And so it would seem yet another hurdle has been briskly hurdled over in the Morningstarr* forum as the very kind (and lovely) admin has created a forum for Freebie all of his very own.

A little like when a toddler keeps playing with your expensive ornaments - you don't shout and bawl, you go out and get him a play pen to pop it in for if you have to turn your back for a few moments.

If however, the toddler learns to climb over the playpen walls to run amock, then you can quite rightly shout and bawl as it will be clear that the little shit is just enjoying winding you up. I'm sure that won't happen here though!