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Originally Posted by Ck
Her secret to a long life was never marrying. I can see that! 
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Yup, I bet it was.
An old lady here reached 100 and was interviewed by the local paper. The reporter asked her about illness and she told him she'd never had a days illness in her life, never took time off work, never confined to bed. He was amazed and asked, "You mean to say you've never been bedridden?"
"Oh, yes, of course I have many times, I've been table ended too but I've never been poorly"!