The PINK LIST

**Major Starbold** · 03-07-2009, 20:16

Shxt Shoveler.

**syl1** · 03-07-2009, 20:21

I did'nt know Saffron Burrows was gay. IMO, she's incredibly beautiful, but cant act for toffee.

**Earl** · 03-07-2009, 20:36

Yeah she's not a great actress. Do you think that might be down to lack of on screen chemistry with her male leads?

She does always seem very cold with them. I'm watching My Own Worst Enemy at the moment and she's in that. As a miserable psychiatrist.

**syl1** · 03-07-2009, 20:44

First film I saw her in was "Deep Blue sea" she was so bad, I could'nt concentrate on the plot. As for chemistry. She's an actress. She should fake it. Like half of the film heartthrobs have always done.

**thedelboy** · 03-07-2009, 20:49

In a certain bar in Brighton where the custom is predominantly Gay you have Channelers=straight blokes and Lesbians
and Chunnelers= homosexual males who like it up the arse

**Earl** · 03-07-2009, 21:01

Originally Posted by syl1

First film I saw her in was "Deep Blue sea" she was so bad, I could'nt concentrate on the plot. As for chemistry. She's an actress. She should fake it. Like half of the film heartthrobs have always done.

At least she got eaten.

**Hutchybee** · 03-07-2009, 21:38

Originally Posted by jools182

didn't know Clare Balding (to quote Ali G) eat from the bushy plate

I have never heard that before!

Education with Sir Rhodes Boyson (Tory Education Expert)

Ali : What is education.

Rhodes : Education is basic literacy and numeracy.

Ali : And what is they?

Ali : What do you reckon about the Maffs.

Rhodes : What, the Maths?

Ali : Ayyy. Do you rate tha Maffs or do you rock tha Maffs?

Rhodes : What is the Maffs?

Ali : You know. One, two, three or whatever.

Rhodes : I see, yes.

Ali : Well why don’t they teach propa Maffs in schools?

Rhodes : What do you mean by propa Maths?

Ali : Instead of teaching kilos and grams, why don’t the teach ounces, quarters and eighths?

Rhodes : Yes, I mean in baking you need to know those terms.

Ali : Ayyy, for real. Me know baking.

Rhodes : I bake my own breakfast every morning.

Ali : Ayyy. An me make ME own breakfast an all. I mean who ever bought a kilo of anything man. Except me mate Dave but he’s gone down now.

Ali : Do you think we should have mixed schools?

Rhodes : I think that everyone should have the choice.

Ali : Do you not think that in mixed schools, all the boyz will spend all their time chasing muff, and all the girls spend all their time preparing their muff?

Ali : Well me, me got an A+ in punani but me fail me exams coz me spend all me time chasing the kitty.

Rhodes : Well that’s your fault.

Rhodes : I think, overall, single sex schools perform better than mixed ones.

Ali : But do you not think that single sex girls schools bread, well, people who drink from the furry cup?

Rhodes : Well never having drunk from the furry cup one doesn’t know what liquor is kept in it.

Ali : Well you know them girls who drink from the furry cup, also, eat from the bushy plate. You know what I is getting at?

Ali : Do you think sex education should be taught in schools?

Rhodes : No, it should be taught within the family.

Ali : Do you think that porn stars should teach the kids?

Rhodes : No

Ali : Why not?

Rhodes : I do not respect them.

Ali : But they has had more experience than anyone, man. Someone who has had a four header will no how to cope with any situation.

Ali : Well you have shown that, Education should be spread throughout the nation, if we want to get into the space station. Wicked, reespect, boyaka-sha, big up.