Too Tall-Cut Up To Fit Into Coffin.
I have said this before that my personal biggest worry is them being able to screw my coffin lid on.
I am 6' 5" FFS.
My best mate was 6' 6" when he died ???????????????????????????????
How awful for those loved ones left behind when they found out.
Man sawn to fit into his coffin at South Carolina funeral parlour
3/04/2009
A funeral parlour in South Carolina is being probed after "undesirable evidence" of a 6ft 5in man being sawn to fit his coffin..
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I reckon seeing a 6ft coffin containing what was in life a 6ft6inch individual would be a dead (no pun intended) give-away.
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It would have raised a few eyebrows if they carted a widish 4 foot long box.
I quite fancy the idea of me ashes zooming into space in the nose of a display rocket.
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids.
I won!
No one's a match for me and my kettle.
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What a shame. It must have been awful for his family. Especially as no doubt some people find it amusing. I suggest that the Major, being also 6ft 5ins, either keeps on the goodside of his wife, or outlives her, as this could catch on.
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Ya know the Major syl, he always keeps on the good side of everyone, can't help it, it is just me being myself.Originally Posted by syl1
PS I know everyone loves me.????????????????
Have a good laff everyday girl, I do.
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What was the point of chopping him up? Surely the easiest thing would be to bend his legs.
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When you are laying in your coffin you become longer because your feet are NOT upright, your toes are the farthest south,
so you need a longer coffin.
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That's what I was thinking, ck.What was the point of chopping him up? Surely the easiest thing would be to bend his legs.
Can't they just bend your knees a little?
Ewww it's spooky to think about!
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Can't they just make a bigger box?
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