Road Rage

[Earl]

Hell Is Other Drivers

I've just been driving along behind some motorhome being driven by a great fat, old, obnoxious, bald bastard.

I didn't know this fact until I decided to overtake, it was a 50 zone and the roads were perfectly clear. We set off from a set of lights and obviously this twat was taking longer to get up to speed, so I pulled out and went round him. I was nowhere near him, I checked my mirrors, signaled and manoeuvered around him. As I did this I looked over and saw the contemptible old cunt giving me rude hand signs.

Well at the next set of lights I got out and asked the shit smear what his fucking problem was. Fucking fat arsepipe started bleating on about dangerous driving the fucking numbskull, what a complete fucking bumcandle what's wrong with these fucking people? They sit in their vehicles thinking they can be as rude and obnoxious as they fucking like, fucking wankers.

[Mickyboy]

Hell Is Other Drivers

I've just been driving along behind some motorhome being driven by a great fat, old, obnoxious, bald bastard.

I didn't know this fact until I decided to overtake, it was a 50 zone and the roads were perfectly clear. We set off from a set of lights and obviously this twat was taking longer to get up to speed, so I pulled out and went round him. I was nowhere near him, I checked my mirrors, signaled and manoeuvered around him. As I did this I looked over and saw the contemptible old cunt giving me rude hand signs.

Well at the next set of lights I got out and asked the shit smear what his fucking problem was. Fucking fat arsepipe started bleating on about dangerous driving the fucking numbskull, what a complete fucking bumcandle what's wrong with these fucking people? They sit in their vehicles thinking they can be as rude and obnoxious as they fucking like, fucking wankers.

So what was it like meeting the Major then Mr.M.

[jools182]

exactly the same thing happened to me a few months ago

50 mph zone, some twat in a plumbers van doing 25, overtook him and he's flashing his lights and giving me the v's, so I gave him the v's back and then he follows me for about 10 minutes. We had to stop at some lights and he got out of his van, but the lights changed and I didn't wait for him

[Earl]

They're fucking idiots aren't they? It fucking buggers belief if you ask me, what are these retards even thinking?

[Delboy]

I had a chav in a beemer give me the "V"sign I got out the car at the traffic lights and poured my cola over him went back to my car and drove off the wally reported me to the old bill but his word against mine

[Major Starbold]

The best thing to do is follow them home, smash their car window, get in and poo on the drivers seat, that is what Mickeyboy did and the reason he was excommunicated from London.

[timey]

This happens a lot up here. There is an unwritten rule that you are not allowed to overtake, even when the road is clear and you are well under the speed limit. I've no idea what the problem is with these twats - if it was me, i'd be happy for the person behind to pass me as I don't want anyone stuck behind me, but there are so many people that seem to think they should be able to dictate the speed you can do. Used to really annoy me on the A96 to Inverness, a 100-mile long road on which you could rarely get up above 40mph.

[Mickyboy]

The best thing to do is follow them home, smash their car window, get in and poo on the drivers seat, that is what Mickeyboy did and the reason he was excommunicated from London.

You dirty rotten grass MATE.

[Major Starbold]

I do not have these road rage probs Mb because I drive that fast that no one can get near me.

For the bleedin 3rd. time Mb will you please tell me where to find the LAUGHING ICON.

[Earl]

I do not have these road rage probs Mb because I drive that fast that no one can get near me.

For the bleedin 3rd. time Mb will you please tell me where to find the LAUGHING ICON.

just type this Major: :laughing: