Do You Sniff Furniture Polish.

[Major Starbold]

Whatever next.
There are some arseholes in this country.
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What was I saying about proof of identity being this year's elf 'n'safety? Seems I didn't know the half of it.

Since Tuesday, I've been deluged with further examples of idiocy from all over Britain. I could have filled this column with them today.

For instance, at the Dagenham branch of Morrisons, Tessa Sparrow's 24-year-old daughter was prevented from buying a can of furniture polish because she couldn't prove she was over 18. They said she might be a solvent abuser.

[Alpha]

No. Do you?

[Earl]

Walking on Sunshine.

[Ck]

I love the smell of polish, but if you sniff the smell too much it irritates.

They do one that's got orange oil in it, that's lovely.

I like the smell of most solvents, even wax.

[Ben]

Petrol is better.

[lohi1]

Or lighter fluid.

[timey]

I love the smell of petrol when I'm putting it in the car. I used to like sniffing firelighters too.