Coffee Makes Your Boobs Shrink

[A_B]

Remember to dilute it in a bucket or something first, then just pop them in and let them float around for a hour or so every day.

[Ck]

I could do that whilst I watch TV or post on here

[Gemronimo]

Oh dear!

[A_B]

I could do that whilst I watch TV or post on here

Yeah, it's probably better to do it while at home, you might get funny looks if you did it at work.

[Ck]

I'm rarely at my desk at work for a full hour anyway

[timey]

I wish I could perfect that. Being away from my desk more that is, not boob reducing (although that might be helpful too ).

[Ck]

You need to start smoking, thats' a good ten minutes hourly. Then offer to make the brews for people, they like that and seem well chuffed but it's you that gets a legit reason for being away from your desk Then you need to wash your cup of course. And go to the loo and wash your hands very properly I usually have a good root around the stationery cupboard too - it's amazing what yo can find in there. And tidy the desk, a tidy desk = efficient worker.

[timey]

Start smoking?

[Ck]

You could start worshipping that foreign God you need to worship several times a day instead.

[timey]

You could start worshipping that foreign God you need to worship several times a day instead.

You've got me there CK.

Do you mean I should become a muslim?