Lewis Hamilton one liner a favourite with traffic police

[Ck]

Traffic police's favourite one liners when pulling over a speeding drive is "Who do you think you are Lewis Hamilton?"
The joke comes top of a survey of officers' favourite opening lines just as they are about to hand out a ticket to speeding motorists.

The Metropolitan Police poll also found popular lines included "Testing this vehicle for NASA are we?" and "Are you on your way to a funeral? Because it'll be yours if you keep driving like that."

Boy racers have also heard "Congratulations sir - you've just achieved pole position" or "Did you accidentally fill your petrol tank with nitrous oxide?"

Women drivers have been greeted with "Good evening, Mrs Schumacher" in reference to Formula One ace Michael, while one woman was asked "Is the baby due any moment?"

Red-faced people caught in a bus lane have been asked "How much is it for a single to Piccadilly Circus?"

The survey was to publicise the Met traffic division's attendance at the MPH motor show at Earls Court starting at the end of the month.

Inspector Mick Dunn said: "Drivers are on edge when they've been pulled over, so an opening gambit helps break the ice.

"Some people forget police must uphold the law and ensure the safety of others. Above all, our traffic officers are good guys trying to do a tough job."


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[timey]

Originally Posted by Ck

Traffic police's favourite one liners when pulling over a speeding drive is "Who do you think you are Lewis Hamilton?"
The joke comes top of a survey of officers' favourite opening lines just as they are about to hand out a ticket to speeding motorists.

That one is ancient. It's so old, it used to be "Who do you think you are? Stirling Moss?".

[anancientrace]

Michael of Schumacher was very "cool" in his opinion on young Mister Hamilton.

It seemed to surprise the somewhat biased BBC radio reporter that he (Michael) did not eulogise on the new "wunder kind"!

Well done Michael. I say. Let us wait until Lewis actually wins something shall we, Great Britain?

[masud1]

Boy racers have also heard "Congratulations sir - you've just achieved pole position" or "Did you accidentally fill your petrol tank with nitrous oxide?"

Women drivers have been greeted with "Good evening, Mrs Schumacher" in reference to Formula One ace Michael, while one woman was asked "Is the baby due any moment?"

Red-faced people caught in a bus lane have been asked "How much is it for a single to Piccadilly Circus?"

[timey]

Originally Posted by masud1

Boy racers have also heard "Congratulations sir - you've just achieved pole position" or "Did you accidentally fill your petrol tank with nitrous oxide?"

Women drivers have been greeted with "Good evening, Mrs Schumacher" in reference to Formula One ace Michael, while one woman was asked "Is the baby due any moment?"

Red-faced people caught in a bus lane have been asked "How much is it for a single to Piccadilly Circus?"

That was all in the original post.

[Alpha]

One of those freaky posters again where they post something that's already been posted. Probably a spammer.