Babies
Why is it, that something as dumb as a kitten can learn within days to use a litter tray, yet babies need nappies and potty training years after birth?!
I understand that a cat grows faster initially, but it still seems like babies lag behind far too much. They do have superior intelligence afterall, once they can crawl a 'baby litter tray' could be implemented.
Instead of allowing your children to soil themselves, which can't be comfortable or healthy, I would suggest letting them roam around in their birthdaysuits and just put paper down on the floor. Then just go about training as you would a kitten or puppy. As the child begins to get steadier on it's feet, the 'tray' could be swapped for a more traditional potty and it's got to be uphill from there!
It's just a suggestion, one I intend to use once I sire an heir.
What do you do when you take the kid out?
You don't.
They shouldn't be allowed out till properly trained.
I can see you're going to make a great father.
How do you feel about breast feeding?
All mine were potty trained pretty earlier on, but we never made it into an issue as it's a funny time for kids and they are easily put off by people making it into a bigger issue than need be.
"Stop! I said it's happening again! We're all wasting away! We're all wasting away!"
Mine used his potty to carry his toys around in at first and then later on to stand on to reach things he shouldn't be doing.
The way you feel about things M, don't bother having children, just concentrate on world domination, it's much easier!
Potties are a bit minging too. Can't they just get little step ladders and use the proper bog?
I'm sure I did. I remember there being an extra seat fitted to the loo, just for little people.
Potties are horrid. Rat used a step to stand on to use the proper toilet.
(Which he would also carry around to use to reach things he shouldn' be doing).
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