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			<title>The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties 2013 —Poll Results</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Here's the full list of fitties: 
 
 
 
 1. Kelly Brook...]]></description>
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<ol class="decimal"><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/43/" target="_blank">Kelly Brook</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/42/" target="_blank">Katy Perry</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/41/" target="_blank">Cheryl Cole</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/40/" target="_blank">Holly Willoughby</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/39/" target="_blank">Jenna-Louise Coleman</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/38/" target="_blank">Nina Dobrev</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/37/" target="_blank">Jennifer Lawrence</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/36/" target="_blank">Sofia Vergara</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/35/" target="_blank">Michelle Keegan</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/34/" target="_blank">Jessie J</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/33/" target="_blank">Miley Cyrus</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/32/" target="_blank">Scarlett Johansson</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/31/" target="_blank">Rihanna</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/30/" target="_blank">Kylie</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/29/" target="_blank">Megan Fox</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/28/" target="_blank">Kimberley Walsh</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/27/" target="_blank">Beyoncé</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/26/" target="_blank">Mila Kunis</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/25/" target="_blank">Penélope Cruz</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/24/" target="_blank">Zooey Deschanel</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/23/" target="_blank">Helen Flanagan</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/22/" target="_blank">Lady Gaga</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/21/" target="_blank">Fearne Cotton</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/20/" target="_blank">Carol Vorderman</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/19/" target="_blank">Anne Hathaway</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/18/" target="_blank">Emma Watson</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/17/" target="_blank">Jennifer Aniston</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/16/" target="_blank">Jessica Alba</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/15/" target="_blank">Olivia Wilde</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/14/" target="_blank">P!nk</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/13/" target="_blank">Angelina Jolie</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/12/" target="_blank">Alesha Dixon</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/11/" target="_blank">Catherine Zeta-Jones</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/10/" target="_blank">Jessica Ennis</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/9/" target="_blank">Kate Beckinsale</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/8/" target="_blank">Britney Spears</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/7/" target="_blank">Hayley Atwell</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/6/" target="_blank">Jessica-Jane Clement</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/5/" target="_blank">Kate Upton</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/4/" target="_blank">Pixie Lott</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/3/" target="_blank">Tulisa Contostavlos</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/2/" target="_blank">Alice Eve</a></li></ol><br />
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			<title>The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties 2013 —Poll Results</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 21:41:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's the full list of winners: 
 
 
 
 1. Kelly Brook...]]></description>
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<ol class="decimal"><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/43/" target="_blank">Kelly Brook</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/42/" target="_blank">Katy Perry</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/41/" target="_blank">Cheryl Cole</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/40/" target="_blank">Holly Willoughby</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/39/" target="_blank">Jenna-Louise Coleman</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/38/" target="_blank">Nina Dobrev</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/37/" target="_blank">Jennifer Lawrence</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/36/" target="_blank">Sofia Vergara</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/35/" target="_blank">Michelle Keegan</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/34/" target="_blank">Jessie J</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/33/" target="_blank">Miley Cyrus</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/32/" target="_blank">Scarlett Johansson</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/31/" target="_blank">Rihanna</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/30/" target="_blank">Kylie</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/29/" target="_blank">Megan Fox</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/28/" target="_blank">Kimberley Walsh</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/27/" target="_blank">Beyoncé</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/26/" target="_blank">Mila Kunis</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/25/" target="_blank">Penélope Cruz</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/24/" target="_blank">Zooey Deschanel</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/23/" target="_blank">Helen Flanagan</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/22/" target="_blank">Lady Gaga</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/21/" target="_blank">Fearne Cotton</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/20/" target="_blank">Carol Vorderman</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/19/" target="_blank">Anne Hathaway</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/18/" target="_blank">Emma Watson</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/17/" target="_blank">Jennifer Aniston</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/16/" target="_blank">Jessica Alba</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/15/" target="_blank">Olivia Wilde</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/14/" target="_blank">P!nk</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/13/" target="_blank">Angelina Jolie</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/12/" target="_blank">Alesha Dixon</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/11/" target="_blank">Catherine Zeta-Jones</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/10/" target="_blank">Jessica Ennis</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/9/" target="_blank">Kate Beckinsale</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/8/" target="_blank">Britney Spears</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/7/" target="_blank">Hayley Atwell</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/6/" target="_blank">Jessica-Jane Clement</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/5/" target="_blank">Kate Upton</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/4/" target="_blank">Pixie Lott</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/3/" target="_blank">Tulisa Contostavlos</a></li><li style=""><a href="http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2013/05/19/the-morningstarr-top-42-fitties-2013-poll-results/2/" target="_blank">Alice Eve</a></li></ol><br />
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			<description>What on earth is wrong when teens think it fun to throw stones at emergency service workers only trying to help people?</description>
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			<dc:creator>theoneandonlybd</dc:creator>
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			<title>Handbag Theft</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:20:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I actually witnessed this today. 
 
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<div>I actually witnessed this today.<br />
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I clocked to suspicious looking yobboz about 15/16/17, they looked the part, they were eying up people, I told my wife to put her bag inside her coat..<br />
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Then it happund, one of them bumped into a lady, the other grabbed her bag and they ran off, I shouted after them and othuz gave chase, me waz to slow to run after them, :major:<br />
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About 15 minutes later I spotted the police and ambulance the other side of the car park, could not resist a butchuz.<br />
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Apparently those chasing had caught the lad with the bag and beat the bejabbuz out of him, the ambulance was for him, he looked a mess. No sign of his mate or the other ladz who gave chase..<br />
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There was nowt in the bag valuable wise, the lady had her purse in her pocket.<br />
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She was shook up but unhurt.<br />
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Rotten bast****.</div>


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			<dc:creator>Major Starbold</dc:creator>
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			<title>Some of the members on here seem to be quite intelligent!</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:09:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>How did that happen Mr M?</description>
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			<dc:creator>theoneandonlybd</dc:creator>
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			<title>Change Your Words</title>
			<link>http://www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/natter/45865-change-your-words.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:06:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm Bringing on back the good times!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:04:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Taking away your tears, 
Yes i'm bringing on back the good times 
So glad that you are here :D]]></description>
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<div>Taking away your tears,<br />
Yes i'm bringing on back the good times<br />
So glad that you are here :D</div>


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			<dc:creator>theoneandonlybd</dc:creator>
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			<title>What does...</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:38:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Odor smell like?</description>
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			<dc:creator>FreeBBC</dc:creator>
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			<title>Eurovision 2013</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:56:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's that time of the year again. Tonight at 8pm on BBC One. This time the U.K has Bonnie Tyler at the helm. 
 
[HD] Bonnie Tyler - Believe in Me -...]]></description>
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<div>It's that time of the year again. Tonight at 8pm on BBC One. This time the U.K has Bonnie Tyler at the helm.<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p7b1w_xuT8" target="_blank">[HD] Bonnie Tyler - Believe in Me - Graham Norton 5/3/2013 - YouTube</a></div>


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			<dc:creator>Alpha</dc:creator>
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			<title>You are a an extra-ordinary person!</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:43:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[why? 
Because you like posting with people you'd never get to meet in real life. 
My sisters don't understand why I love forums:D]]></description>
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<div>why?<br />
Because you like posting with people you'd never get to meet in real life.<br />
My sisters don't understand why I love forums:D</div>


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			<dc:creator>theoneandonlybd</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm back!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 08:54:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Expect fireworks as i'll bring back the old threads that used to make this forum the one you wanted to post on if you liked having a laugh.:)]]></description>
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			<dc:creator>theoneandonlybd</dc:creator>
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			<title>Bullsh*t!</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 08:43:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Do you get fed up with  apologists who are too frightened to post their true opinions of things we all have concern about?</description>
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			<dc:creator>theoneandonlybd</dc:creator>
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			<title>Dr Unk charged with drink driving (think about it)</title>
			<link>http://www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/underworld/45856-dr-unk-charged-drink-driving-think-about.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:38:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Worthington Doctor Charged For Allegedly Driving While Drunk, Striking Bicyclist | WBNS-10TV Columbus, Ohio...</description>
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			<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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			<title>have you ever had...</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:54:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Jet lag?</description>
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			<dc:creator>FreeBBC</dc:creator>
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			<title>Horses -Turn The Sound UP.</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:28:55 GMT</pubDate>
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Good, ain't it? 
 
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Good, ain't it?<br />
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			<dc:creator>Major Starbold</dc:creator>
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			<title>Stoke investigate pig head locker incident</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 18:17:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Just some F-22s</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc04qQTY6bs 
 
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The second one does such a tight turn it creates a serious drop in pressure and pretty much pulls water vapour out of the air. <br />
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			<title>Woman driver claims threatening behaviour from cyclist (VIDEO)</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:12:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>stop motion marker battle</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:36:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Council Vetoes Display of English Flag Because It’s “Offensive to Muslims”</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:47:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>A local council in England vetoed the display of a St. George’s Cross flag over concerns that it would be “offensive to Muslims,” while allowing the...</description>
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<div>A local council in England vetoed the display of a St. George’s Cross flag over concerns that it would be “offensive to Muslims,” while allowing the rainbow flag of the “lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender pride movement” to be flown.<br />
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“A local council decided against flying the flag of St George after concerns were raised that it would offend the town’s 16 Muslim residents,” reports the Telegraph. “Eleanor Jackson, a university lecturer, said the red and white symbol could cause upset in Radstock, Somerset, because it was used during the Crusades 1,000 years ago.”<br />
Jackson suggested that use of the flag be dropped for 20 years not only because “it is offensive to some Muslims,” but also due to its use by “the far right.”<br />
Muslim groups reacted to the ban by deriding it as “oversensitive” and “political correctness going a bit too far.”<br />
“Use by the far right is one thing, but to say that Muslims are offended I don’t think is correct. We understand the flag is part of this country’s heritage, and in fact many many Muslims will identify as being British themselves,” said Rizwan Ahmed, a spokesman for the Bristol Muslim Cultural Society.<br />
Muslim Council of Britain spokeswoman Nasima Begum said that England’s patron saint “needs to take his rightful place as a national symbol of inclusivity rather than a symbol of hatred.”<br />
After the decision stoked controversy, the council claimed that the views of Eleanor Jackson were “not really taken into consideration,” and that they had planned on purchasing a Union Jack all along.<br />
The council did not seem to be worried that the display of a rainbow flag at “appropriate” times of the year to represent the “lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender pride movement” would offend anyone.<br />
This is by no means the first time that displaying the national flag of England has been discouraged or banned by authorities over fears it might offend minority immigrant populations.<br />
During the 2010 World Cup, 1200 council staff in Bolton were banned from flying the English flag ”over fears they could deemed as racist.”<br />
When builders in Coventry flew the St. George’s Cross they were told by site managers to take it down within 20 minutes over concerns it might ”offend” the local multi-ethnic community.<br />
In 2009, Labour-run Sandwell Council withdrew funding for a St George’s Day parade, citing fears that it “might attract far right elements.”<br />
This story again illustrates how, while British people are expected to express their “patriotism” by supporting wars that primarily target Muslim populations in foreign countries, any attempt to display pride in one’s country that isn’t state-approved is routinely demonized as racist and offensive.<br />
Unlike in America, it is also seen as abnormal and a potential indication of racism to display a St. George’s Cross on occasions that are not related to state or royal pageantry, such as the 2012 royal wedding.<br />
While the former Labour government and many of its councilors who are still in power set about demonizing the display of the English flag as racist, they simultaneously oversaw a deliberate ”mass influx of immigrants” in order to “change the make-up of Britain” and “rub the Right’s nose in diversity.”<br />
Lord Mandelson, who served in a number of different Cabinet positions under both Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, admitted: “In 2004 when as a Labour government, we were not only welcoming people to come into this country to work, we were sending out search parties for people and encouraging them, in some cases, to take up work in this country.”<br />
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/10059873/Council-vetoes-flag-of-St-George-after-concerns-raised-about-links-to-Crusades.html" target="_blank">Council vetoes flag of St George after concerns raised about links to Crusades - Telegraph</a></div>


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			<title>How do i make money online?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:09:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well i do not want to use the fake bullshit paid to click sites. 
 
I just want to earn real money online because i am skint :'( I just basically...]]></description>
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<div>Well i do not want to use the fake bullshit paid to click sites.<br />
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I just want to earn real money online because i am skint :'( I just basically want to earn money, more then working at a shitty capitalist mcdonalds or somewhere. I want to earn more then the stupid dole money which the piece of shit government gives me. <br />
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I just want real money in my bank account, not a paycheck where it gives me mickey mouse money through the post. I want to do it anonymously so majority of my money dont go into government taxes.<br />
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All i want is money in my pocket so i can live and do more things</div>


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			<dc:creator>FreeBBC</dc:creator>
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			<title>Dambusters 70th anniversary fly pasts</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 07:41:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[dambusters70.com - Dambusters70.com (http://www.dambusters70.com/) 
 
Commemorations are to be held marking the anniversary of one of the RAF's most...]]></description>
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<div><a href="http://www.dambusters70.com/" target="_blank">dambusters70.com - Dambusters70.com</a><br />
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Commemorations are to be held marking the anniversary of one of the RAF's most daring and legendary raids.<br />
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Thursday marks 70 years since 19 Lancaster bombers took off from a runway in Lincolnshire in eastern England, each carrying a purpose built weapon - the bouncing bomb - and dropped them in Nazi Germany's industrial heartland. <br />
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<a href="http://www.dambusters70.com/" target="_blank">dambusters70.com - Dambusters70.com</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22549964" target="_blank">BBC News - Dambusters 70th anniversary</a><br />
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			<title>Dribbler killed</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 05:29:15 GMT</pubDate>
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:bbcnews: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22537627" target="_blank">BBC News - US man killed dribbling football to Brazil World Cup</a></div>


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			<title>Son shot, mother checks online instead of calling an ambulance</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:58:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:49:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Gay Paree!</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:12:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Well, it has been another fun-filled day in Paris. Went to the Sacre Coeur today. It was OK, best bit is the view from the hill. The Metro is crazy...</description>
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			<title>If This Is England, Where Are The English?</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 17:25:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 16:41:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 16:37:10 GMT</pubDate>
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 <a href="http://www.wave3.com/story/22240730/police-man-drank-beer-smoked-cooked-while-in-grocery" target="_blank">http://www.wave3.com/story/22240730/...ile-in-grocery</a></div>


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			<title>Well, that was clever.</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 16:34:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Man drives a BULLDOZER over a frozen pond. With predictable results. 
 
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			<title>Type in Atari Breakout in google images</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 09:28:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Alpha</dc:creator>
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			<title>Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 09:20:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>just to prevent her chances of getting cancer. Pretty gutsy decision. 
 
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<div>just to prevent her chances of getting cancer. Pretty gutsy decision.<br />
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<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22520720" target="_blank">BBC News - Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy</a></div>


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			<dc:creator>Alpha</dc:creator>
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			<title>Out Of Hours Doctors</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 07:20:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>GPs are being paid £1,350 a shift to work for Britain’s biggest out-of-hours care provider. 
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Documents seen by the Mail reveal Harmoni has been offering doctors £150 an hour for a nine-hour shift because managers are so desperate to cover evenings and weekends.<br />
They are also offering GPs a £1,000 bonus for referring a friend to work for the service.<br />
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Read more: <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324014/The-hours-doctors-1-350-shift-Firm-left-sole-nurse-charge-250-000-patients-offers-huge-sum-cover-evenings-weekends.html#ixzz2TFUuiU6B" target="_blank">The out of hours doctors on £1,350 a shift: Firm who left sole nurse in charge of 250,000 patients offers huge sum to cover evenings and weekends | Mail Online</a> <br />
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook<br />
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I have yet to meet one yet who is any bleedin good, one I can understand.<br />
I will not deal with them nowadayz unless no other option is available.</div>


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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 20:27:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Man arrested for drive-by masturbations</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 19:35:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 19:22:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Casino Royale opening filmed using lego</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:44:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Phoned Me GP</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 16:49:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Phoned me GP 8.30am today for an appointment, bint ontother end said, too late for appointment, I could not be bothud arguing so I went to see him...</description>
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<div>Phoned me GP 8.30am today for an appointment, bint ontother end said, too late for appointment, I could not be bothud arguing so I went to see him anyway. I went in and told her to let him know I was there, he sent for me immediately as he had 2 vacant timez available anyway, useless tart, 'Sharone' is her name.<br />
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I am having eye probz and worried.<br />
<br />
He examined me and said he could not see a prob but sent me straight to the hospital emergency eye dept to see a specialist.<br />
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I had a 30 minute eye examination and all the doctor could find which waz not already on my record waz a 'possible tiny infection', whatever that meanz and some eye dryness<br />
She said nothing to worry about, gave me script fot 2 lotz of dropz and told me to go back and see her in 3 weeks.<br />
I had to wait 75 minutes for the hosp pharmacy to provide the script.<br />
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About 5 hourz in all from seeing my GP to leaving hosp.<br />
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PS you wanna see patients outside the building smoking, some in wheelchairz, some with limbz missing , some coffin their heartz up, dozy bleeduz.<br />
I waz bricking it.</div>


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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:42:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:21:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Immigrants Loophole</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 07:23:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Twenty thousand migrants a year are being let into Britain under a loophole that could be exploited by sham-marriage racketeers, a report warns...</description>
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<div>Twenty thousand migrants a year are being let into Britain under a loophole that could be exploited by sham-marriage racketeers, a report warns today.<br />
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			<title>12 Year Old Arrested In Murder Of 8 Year Old Sister</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:06:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:25:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>TWO victims of a vicious gang attack have described how they feared they would be stomped to death. 
 
 
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Ryan Hickey, 25, and James Fitzgerald, 30, were ruthlessly bashed by the gang of youths, who repeatedly kicked and stomped on their heads even after they had handed over all of their possessions.<br />
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The pair were attacked in the Fitzroy Gardens in separate incidents about 3am on April 14.<br />
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Mr Fitzgerald said he handed over his wallet, phone and passport to the thugs amid a flurry of kicks and punches, but they appeared determined to kill him.<br />
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			<dc:creator>FreeBBC</dc:creator>
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			<title>Commander Chris Hadfield sings Space Oddity....</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:22:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>whilst onboard the International Space Station (but returning home very soon) 
 
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			<dc:creator>Alpha</dc:creator>
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			<title>emocrat Bill to Allow Boys in Gov’t School Girls Showers, Bathrooms...</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:22:01 GMT</pubDate>
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If San Fran Assemblyman Ammiano has his way buys who think they are girls will be allowed to use the girls showers, bathrooms and join the girls basketball team.  Girls who think they are boys will be allowed the reverse.<br />
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Do you think an eleven year old girl wants to have a twelve year old boy in the showers with her?  Do you think boys would enjoy having a fifteen year old girl taking a shower with them?<br />
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San Fran is a sick city.  Now they want their “openness” to go to your town.  The good news is that passing this law will assure many more boys and girls going to private education facilities instead of government social experiments.  Would you send your child to this Democrat dream school?<br />
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“This bill would require that a pupil be permitted to participate in sex-segregated school programs, activities, and facilities, including athletic teams and competitions, consistent with his or her gender identity, irrespective of the gender listed on the pupil’s records.
			
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			<title>The Crooked House pub</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 20:07:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>The Crooked House - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crooked_House) 
 
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			<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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			<title>Vortex to another dimension reported in Brighton</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 20:05:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			 Council bosses have been left mystified after reports that a portal to another dimension has opened in a residential street in Brighton.<br />
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A member of the public reported to Brighton and Hove City Council that the “wormhole or vortex” had opened up in Montreal Road, Hanover, on May 2.<br />
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They made the report via the website Fix My Street which is more typically used to report potholes, dumped rubbish and broken lampposts.<br />
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The anonymous poster said: “I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road.<br />
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“On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.<br />
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“I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.<br />
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“Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response.”<br />
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They followed this up with a report on Thursday, explaining: “The other day I reported the presence of some kind of wormhole or vortex on Montreal Road.<br />
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“I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse – it is now emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall.<br />
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“I am concerned this is a passage to another time or dimension, and if this snake is anything to go by, I'm worried what else may emerge from the wormhole. Can anyone suggest a course of action to take?”<br />
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Brighton and Hove City Council told The Argus they will not be investigating the report.<br />
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Commenting on Fix My Street previously, the council said: “We welcome reports through any means residents choose and as a council provide many ways through which residents can raise issues directly ranging from post, online or by telephone.”
			
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