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    Published on 13-08-2012 20:43
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    Three young boys have been seriously injured after a mystery freshwater fish has bitten off their penises.

    Three separate attacks have taken place in the Mekong Delta province of Dong Thap in Vietnam this month. On 5th August seven-year-old Nguyen Huu Thien had his tallywhacker-knob bitten-off by an as-yet-unidentified vicious fish. Thein had been swimming in the Kenh Giua River with a group of friends, supervised by their parents, when the cock-biting fish attacked. Witnesses say Thien began screaming, and trying to prise a fish off his genital-tube. The young lad was rushed to hospital with the majority of his dong missing.

    Four days later little Hao was swimming in the same stretch of river with his penis-less sister when the todger-munching trout struck again. Hao lost 50% of his willy to the aquatic menace. According to reports the severed sections of both Hao’s and Thein’s knobs were retrieved and doctor’s are confident the organs have been successfully reattached.
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    Published on 02-08-2012 11:28
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    Egg-headed boffins and brain-boxes working in the Amazon rain forests of Brazil have discovered a brand new species of amphibian, and the best thing is it looks like a metre long flaccid dong.

    The bizarre looking atretochoana eiselti was discovered by biologists wriggling and writhing in the mud of a drained river bed on the Madeira river in Rondonia, Brazil. This one-eyed trouser-snake actually has no eyes and is completely blind, and it’s not a snake either, top Amazonian biologist Julian Tupan reports that the penis-like-creature breathes through its skin and is closely related to the salamander.
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    Published on 25-04-2012 16:07
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    ‘XXX’ porno performer Bree Olson, known for such hits as ‘Breast in Class‘ and a ‘Scooby Doo‘ XXX porn parody has been on the streets of New York this week promoting breast examinations.

    Big-breasts Bree has been seen out and about in a pink van branded the ‘Save Our Boobs Bus’ which is sponsored by online filth merchants pornhub.com. The van was loaded with breast screening equipment with dolly-bird nurses on hand to assist proper medically qualified breast examiners.

    “Porhhub came to me with this idea to do breast cancer awareness,” Bree explained.
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    Published on 08-04-2012 16:21
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    This list has been compiled according to the ugly arachnid’s lethal potential, that means it’s the yield of their venom divided by its potency.
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    Published on 13-02-2012 16:22
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    A man accused of rape showed courtroom officials his tiny penis in order to clear his name.

    34-year-old Joel Ndebele from Dingumuzi Township in Zimbabwe is charged with the double rape of his ex-girlfriend. Ndebele spent time in prison after being convicted of a previous crime in December 2010. He was released in August last year, which is when the alleged sex attacks took place. Ndebele’s ex-lover claims he turned up at her home following his release, but she informed Ndebele that she had started a new relationship and didn’t want to see him again.

    Ndebele allegedly became angry and threatened to kill his ex-girlfriend and her new man if she didn’t return with him to his home. She was held prisoner overnight and says Ndebele raped her two times. When she was released the next day she returned home and didn’t report the crimes to the police or her new boyfriend. However a few weeks later the woman was followed in the street by Ndebele, she found a policeman and Ndebele was arrested and charged with the two rapes.
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    Published on 05-02-2012 15:43
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    Dr. Robert E. Cornish was a highly gifted American biologist who received his doctorate from the University of California in 1924, aged just twenty-two. Cornish remained at the Berkeley campus of the university carrying out research and working on various outrageous projects, such as reading glasses for underwater, but in 1932 shortly after Universal Pictures had released Frankenstein the doctor’s interests took a macabre turn.



    Robert E. Cornish

    Cornish began work on a method to reanimate the dead. The mad doctor had created a bizarre see-saw which could be used to tilt cadavers up and down at a fast enough pace to circulate the blood. Whilst the corpses were being thrown around on a playground ride he would begin pumping them full of a blood-thinning agent mixed with adrenaline.

    As this was 1930s America and not Georgian era Scotland, fresh human corpses were more difficult to get hold of so Cornish’s first test subjects were all fox terriers, killed by his own hand. The ghoulish scientist asphyxiated the dogs with nitrogen gas and left them for dead for approximately ten minutes before starting to revive them. Each dog was named Lazarus, after the fictional character raised from the dead in best selling book, the Bible. Lazarus I, II, and III shuffled off this mortal coil never to be seen again, but Larry’s IV and V returned from the dead to walk the Earth once more.
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    Published on 02-02-2012 17:10
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    An elementary school teacher appeared in court today to face charges of spoon-feeding children as young a six his own reproductive mucus.

    61-year-old Mark Berndt taught at Miramonte Elementary school in Los Angeles, until a film processor informed police that he had processed hundreds of suspicious photographs for Berndt and several children. After a year-long investigation cops discovered 400 photos which Berndt had taken, some showed children blindfolded with a blue plastic spoon containing a viscous liquid held up to their lips. Lab tests later conformed that the spoon had indeed held Berndt’s own salty ejaculate. The blindfolded children had been tricked into playing a perverse tasting game, police say that the kids were also fed spunk-covered cookies.

    Other confiscated images show a number of blindfolded children with large cockroaches placed on their faces, in some photos Berndt is seen with his arm around the child.
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