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    Published on 25-03-2013 16:48
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    Fishermen in the Gulf of Mexico have made a startling discovery, a two-headed bull shark.

    The shark foetus was alive in the belly of its mother when it was found. It has two clearly well developed heads caused by dicephalia and not conjoined siblings, it is a single shark but with two heads and more importantly two sets of jaws.

    The fishermen who caught the mother shark, off the coast of Florida in 2011, cut the beast open and released its foul offspring back into the ocean. Fortunately the two-headed killing machine died shortly after it was separated from the umbilical cord or it would be out terrorising the seas at this minute.
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    Published on 24-03-2013 20:25
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    A prostitute who ‘died’ whilst having sexual intercourse with her client has risen from the dead, terrifying slack-jawed onlookers.

    The resurrection incident took place on Tuesday at a grubby hotel/knocking-shop in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. The ‘deceased’ woman was thought to have popped her clogs whilst making whoopee with a customer. Police were called and the prostitute’s corpse was being placed in a container when she suddenly sprang up from her coffin and accused the police coppers of trying to kill her.

    Rubber-neckers gathered around the whore’s casket to catch a glimpse of a naked dead hooker got the fright of their lives and fled the hotel in panic. The police managed to calm the tart down, luckily she didn’t turn out to be a brain-eating cannibalistic zombie after all.
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    Published on 24-03-2013 20:00
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    Superstitious yokels at a village in eastern Thailand have erected a two-foot-long, brightly decorated wooden cock to repel a murderous ghost.

    For the past 20 years locals at Nong Yai say they have been plagued by a malevolent spirit which kills men in their sleep. The so-called ‘Widow Ghost’ has been blamed on dozens of mysterious nocturnal deaths for decades. Some families eventually fled from the village in fear, others built a shrine and sprinkle holy water on a 60cm bright red wooden phallus with a golden bell-end.

    According to local know-it-all, Nattacha Butchali for the past two decades men have mysteriously popped their clogs in the middle of the night. On the night of their deaths the men supposedly dream they are making sex with a beautiful woman, but the woman is in fact the notorious ‘Widow Ghost’ and the men wake up dead.
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    Published on 24-03-2013 17:15
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    A drug-crazed hooker was charged with attempted murder this week after trying to bite of her clients reproductive equipment and eat it.

    29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn was arrested on Tuesday when cops were called to a hotel in Orange County, Florida following a number of 911 calls. Other guests staying at the hotel reported screams and growling noises coming from the room Vaughn was staying in. When police arrived they discovered Vaughn naked with her face smeared in blood. An unnamed man who had hired Vaughn for casual consensual sex was found covered in blood, he had numerous bite-wounds on his swollen privates.

    When cops arrested Vaughn, who was high on ecstasy, they reported she was snarling and growling at them.
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    Published on 16-03-2013 21:10
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    A hero dog who had her face ripped off whilst saving two young children from a road accident in the Philippines is due to receive facial surgery in California.

    The little mongrel named Kabang shot to fame around 12 months ago when she saved the lives of her 11-year-old owner, Dina and Dina’s three-year-old cousin, Princess Diansing who were crossing a dangerous road in Zamboanga City. The two girls were in the path of a speeding motorbike when Kabang risked life and limb to save the pair by pushing them out of the road. Sadly in doing so Kabang had her muzzle trapped in the spokes of the motorbike’s wheels and the poor mutt’s nose and upper jaw were completely severed.

    Kabang miraculously survived despite her horrific injuries. Because of the international interest in Kabang’s story a kindly nurse from New York launched a campaign to raise the necessary funds to have Kabang cared for medically. Care For Kabang managed to raise over $20,000 to assist the pooch with her medical bills.
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    Published on 16-03-2013 14:29
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    A bizarre two-headed lamb has been birthed outside a junk shop in Ghana.

    An eye-witness report from Bernard Sackitey states that the black and white double-header sheep was born on Tuesday afternoon in a tiny village called Borborbor in western Ghana. The lamb was reported to be thriving, it has four legs and one tail like most other lambs, but two fully formed heads.
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    Published on 12-03-2013 16:13
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    Stephen Gough, the Naked Rambler is back behind bars for his habitual nudity.

    The former Royal Marine and dedicated naturalist finally made it out of Scotland after serving six years in prison for his constant nudity. But even after he crossed into England people continued to complain to police and Gough was arrested in Hebden Bridge, Halifax, Oxfordshire and Southampton.

    Gough appeared in court yesterday in Halifax charged with a breach of the Public Order Act after several witnesses claimed to be distressed at the sight of the Naked Rambler’s reproductive glands. One witness told the court felt horror and disgust as she stared at Gough’s knob. Several children who were present were instructed to cover their eyes so as not to see the penis, for fear of mental scarring. One of the children used his mobile phone to call the police.
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