The Morningstarr*

Miserable killjoys at Facebook have bollocksed-up the attempts of some hot young female students trying to raise a few quid for charity by taking their clothes off and showing off their arses.

In another case of Friendface's heavy-handed and completely rubbish managing of accounts they've banned the page for The University of Warwick Rowing Society's sexy nude calendar, calling it pornography.

Well pornography is something of a subjective term, but the good girls at the University of Warwick Boat Club are quite sure that their saucy calendars are actually art, and certainly not bongo.
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A 26-year-old South African fellow has been arrested by coppers for carrying around human genitalia in a jam jar.

Joel Ranoto was picked up by police in Polokwane on Friday and appeared before magistrates earlier today. The court heard that police were alerted to Ranoto carrying a cock when a traditional healer contacted them. It is alleged that Ranoto was trying to sell the pickled penis for profit, hoping the medicine man would pay handsomely for a knob and testicles he could use to make a voodoo charm.

The reproductive glands in Ranoto’s possession came from a recently deceased male who was lying in a funeral director’s mortuary. Ranoto was employed by Telezaro Funeral Parlour, and had arrived at the mortuary on Friday morning to dress the corpse of Mosima Semenya’s 60-year-old dead son. Mosima and her widowed daughter-in-law were expecting to bury their dearly departed on Saturday morning but instead were informed by police on Friday evening that the corpse had been violated.
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Police in Johannesburg have been called in to investigate after a baby was killed and partially devoured by rats.

The six-month-old infant was found in a shack in Diepsloot this weekend lying atop a mound of bloodied blankets. The child’s mother had reported the baby’s death to the police in the early hours of Sunday morning and said the cause of death had been a rat attack. Officers attended the scene to find the mother, a known drunk, had fled and couldn’t be traced. The baby’s body had been badly mutilated by rats gnawing off its arm, a foot, and one eye. The injuries to the child were so severe that members of the community where the child was found are convinced the death is the result of ritualistic murder, police even started a murder investigation but have paused the operation after a pathologist confirmed the baby was killed by rodents.

The mother of the baby is still unaccounted for, family members told local press that the mother was a bit of a drinker and the baby had been left unattended whilst she went out on the pop Saturday evening.
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