The Morningstarr*

A 73 year old man from Zimbabwe took his own life earlier this week after he was caught by his wife having sex with a chicken.

61 year old Grace Maradze walked into her kitchen to find her elderly husband Petro with a chicken on his penis. The old man couldn’t satisfactorily explain how the chicken had got on the end of his reproductive organ, the only explanation being bestiality.

The events were confirmed by Assistant Inspector Jethry Mudzembi of Mafuke Village police, in Zimunya.

“Petro Maradze of Mafuke Village decided to take his own life after the shame of being caught in the act of bestiality with a chicken by his wife,” the Asst Insp explained.
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32 year old Rachel Petterson from Jefferson, Oregon was arrested on 14th April and charged with sexually assaulting two dogs.

Police were investigating allegations of child pornography and sexual abuse by 34 year old Sam Petterson when they discovered several images and videos of his wife Rachel performing sex acts with two different dogs. Sam Petterson was arrested in March and charged with encouraging child sexual abuse and using children in display of sexual conduct. During the investigation the footage of his wife Rachel engaging in deviant sexual behaviour with two dogs was uncovered and she was arrested on 14th April.

When questioned Rachel Petterson admitted to the dog sex, but claims she didn’t know the incidents were being recorded by her husband. Mrs Petterson is due to appear in court in May and could face up to $6,000 in fines and a year in prison for each charge of sexual assault on an animal.
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A woman in Namibia has spoken to local press about finding her 17 year old daughter engaging in sexual intercourse with a stray dog.

The girl’s name has been withheld due to her being under 18 and allegedly mentally challenged, but the mother told reporters in Katima Mulilo that she found her daughter around midnight on Friday crying in pain whilst a stray dog mounted her. The mother believes it is the work of black magic.
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