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A goat in Zimbabwe has given birth to a goat with the head of a human.

Villagers in Lower Gweru claim to have seen the bizarre goatboy which is said to have the head, face, nose, and shoulders of a human, with no fur covering them but the anatomy of a goat from the shoulders down.

The creature, which died shortly after it was born was described as so vile that even dogs were afraid to go near it.
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A man in Russia has begged his doctors to reverse his penis enlargement surgery after scores of women left him because his reproductive gland was just too big for them.

40-year-old Konstantin F. had the surgery done in February this year. Doctors warned him that his six inch penis was ample, but Konstantin insisted that he wanted a massive ten inch tallywhacker.

“He must have watched a lot of movies, but he didn’t realize that most ordinary women are very unlike those shown in porn movies,” Konstantin’s doctors told L!fe.
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A man in Orange, France nearly died and received terrible injuries after he was bitten by a deadly brown recluse spider which is usually native to North America.
59 year old François Inderchit says that he rolled over in bed and crushed the nasty little arachnid. The Telegraph reports that Inderchit felt the bite, but it had only left a small red mark so he thought nothing of it. However later that evening Inderchit began shivering and vomiting, the small red mark had become a large necrotising ulcer. Inderchit was rushed to hospital the next morning.

Marseille’s anti-poison unit identified the spider as a venomous brown recluse after hearing the description of the culprit. The brown recluse is sometimes referred to as the violin spider due to the markings on it’s back, it is usually found in the Southern States of the US but is now thriving in the warm climes of Southern France.
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