Man caught having sex with chicken blames it on constipation

A man caught with his penis inside a live chicken tried to convince the chicken's owner he was simply constipated.

20-year-old Jelili Ogunole from Akure, Nigeria, is in a heap of trouble after being caught shagging a chicken. The owner of the chicken, Mrs. Stella Akintola, was woken in the dead of night by the sound of clucking. When she went to investigate what was causing the commotion she found Jelili crouched in her yard, complaining of constipation.

“I walked out of my room and noticed the door to the backyard was open and I searched to know who was outside.


“Immediately, I saw Jelili at the yard and I asked him what he was doing outside at the dead of the night but he told me he was having constipation”.

But when Mrs Akintola searched for her hen she found the bloodied bird in the toilet outhouse and Jelili confessed to buggering it.

However, Jelili, who has a reputation for having sex with animals, blames his acts of bestiality on evil spirits and bad demons. He says he was awoken on the fateful chicken fucking night with an itchy penis, and evil spirits possessed him into pounding the chicken with his privates.

“I could not control my sexual feelings because my manhood was itching me before it erected. A spirit just came over me and I didn’t know what I was doing again untilI finished sleeping with the bird,” he reckons.

Jelili already has previous form for this type of behaviour, he was driven from his home town because the locals accused him of tupping with a goat.