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  • The world’s top 6 deadliest spiders

    This list has been compiled according to the ugly arachnid’s lethal potential, that means it’s the yield of their venom divided by its potency.

    Some spiders have extremely potent venom but lack the ability to deliver a high enough yield of the toxins to do much harm. Other spiders have a relatively weak venom, but deliver a lot of it with their great big ferocious fangs!

    #6 Sac spider
    (Cheiracanthium punctorium)

    Despite its funny sounding name, the yellow sac spider has nothing to do with Chinamen’s genitals. The little buggers are only about 15mm long, but their impressive mandibles can easily penetrate human skin and inject enough of their venom to be potentially lethal.

    The spider, Germany’s only seriously toxic arachnid, gets its name from the egg-sacs it builds in long grass which it defends aggressively.

    #5 Brown recluse spider/Violin spider
    (Loxosceles reclusa)

    The brown recluse spider is actually fairly unaggressive, but the little blighter can become tangled in clothes, or bedclothes and does bite on those occasions. And when it does bite the results can be terrible, one woman even had to have a breast amputated due the spider’s necroit'sing venom.

    #4 Black widow
    (Latrodectus species)

    Despite its fearsome reputation the infamous black widow fails to top our chart.

    However the spider’s highly neurotoxic venom is so famous that the result of a black widow bite has its very own clinical name, Latrodectism. The toxin causes severe pain, headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, kidney failure, paralysis and finally death.

    #3 Wolf spider
    (Lycosa raptoria)

    Next we have the nasty Lycosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin!

    #2 Sydney funnel-web
    (Atrax robustus)

    The Sydney funnel-web spider is a particularly nasty little critter often found close to human habitation and with a tendency to attack children.

    The spider’s toxic venom is curiously harmless to most mammals except humans and other primates. The Sydney funnel-web delivers a large amount of venom with it’s tremendously large fangs, and will hold onto its victim biting multiple times to inflict as much damage as possible.

    After being bitten a young or small person could be dead within 30 minutes.

    The spider’s usual distribution is, as the name suggests within 100 miles of Sydney, Australia, but not so long ago one of the deadly little buggers turned up right here in Blighty!

    #1 Brazilian wandering spider/banana spider
    (Phonenutria nigriventer)

    Finally the number one most deadly spider in the world, the lethal and erection-inducing banana spider.

    Yes you read that correctly, on top of causing intense pain, loss of muscle control, and finally death from asphyxiation, the Brazilian wandering spider, commonly known as a banana spider because of it’s usual habitat also gives its victims a four-hour raging hard-on.

    One of the effects of the spider’s deadly bite is priapism, a potentially painful medical condition, in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state for hours on end. Sadly the sufferer probably wouldn’t get a chance to use his final boner.

    And don’t think that you’re safe just because this nasty rotter is Brazilian, they regularly turn up in the UK in bunches of bananas bought from supermarkets. In the past 12 months they’ve been found in Liverpool, Coventry and Edinburgh.
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