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  • Drunk man wakes up with no penis

    A beer user awoke from his drunken stupor to find his penis gland had disappeared.

    64-year-old Geraldo Ramos, who lives in the Dominican Republic, told local press that he shuffled off to bed after a heavy night’s drinking and when he woke up the next morning he was an emasculated smoothie. When interviewed, Geraldo’s neighbours say that he was attacked by a dog, whilst pissed-up and drunk on booze, and the dog gnawed off his tallywhacker. But Geraldo says no such thing occurred, he says he would’ve remembered if a dog had bitten his reproductive organ off.

    Neither the dog or the penis have been found.

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