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  • Man kills himself after being caught having sex with a chicken


    A 73 year old man from Zimbabwe took his own life earlier this week after he was caught by his wife having sex with a chicken.

    61 year old Grace Maradze walked into her kitchen to find her elderly husband Petro with a chicken on his penis. The old man couldn’t satisfactorily explain how the chicken had got on the end of his reproductive organ, the only explanation being bestiality.

    The events were confirmed by Assistant Inspector Jethry Mudzembi of Mafuke Village police, in Zimunya.

    “Petro Maradze of Mafuke Village decided to take his own life after the shame of being caught in the act of bestiality with a chicken by his wife,” the Asst Insp explained.

    “His wife stormed into the kitchen during his intimacy with the chicken. He failed to give a satisfactory explanation as he was caught in the act,”

    Once the wife had got over the initial shock of finding her husband locked in a passionate embrace with a chicken she gave him a sound telling off. That is when Mr Maradze made his exit, and was never seen alive again.

    “He disappeared as his wife was hurling abuse at him and never came back alive.” Mudzembi said.

    After a while relatives of Mr Maradze began a search for him, but it was two days later that his body was found hanging from a tree. The police have ruled it as a suicide.

    There has been no word on the whereabouts of the chicken.
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