- Kevin Ware gruesome basketball injury
- Oops.
- Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's look
- Two-faced kitten
- Video: naked man going crazy at train station
- Man leaves severed head on Tesco self-checkout
- Woman shits on police after fight over remote control
- Mr Testicle
- Demon Face
- Chimp eats boy’s buttocks
- Murderer buried alive in his victim's grave
- Richard Ramirez dead
- Bury semen smearer escapes jail
- Urine or semen?
- Deadly erection causing spider found in Lidl
- Bloke arrested for biting his wife on the arse
- Save the crabs!
- Olympic volleyballer's tortured body found in lemon grove
- Racist butt-dial voicemail gets delivery driver sacked
- Doctors and nurses suspended after orgy
- Man has "Walking Corpse Syndrome"
- Woman hurt by warm puppy thrown from moving car
- Man suspected of eating his own grandmother
- Prisoner hides phone up his arse
- ‘Very lonely’ Crieff pensioner repeatedly inserted hand in horse’s bottom
- Ghost cam catches bloke's girlfriend shagging his son
- Dr Unk charged with drink driving (think about it)
- Son shot, mother checks online instead of calling an ambulance
- the best time to piss off your neighbors with christmas lights is May
- And then there's this guy
- Well, that was clever.
- "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea"
- Man arrested for drive-by masturbations
- Woman kicked off plane for refusing to stop singing Whitney Houston song
- Girl 'drinks' pint of beer through her ear
- Swaziland bans witches flying broomsticks above 150 metres
- Thai woman finds dead cat in sausage, builds a shrine, neighbours win lottery
- The 4 year old mayor
- Man sexually abuses his peacock
- Florida makes it illegal to drive slow in the fast lane
- Facial scarification
- CNN anchors in car park pretend to be talking via satellite
- Teen tried to rape his mum, then killed her
- 5 year old boy accidentally shoots 2 year old sister with his birthday present
- One stupid slutty whore!!!!
- 14yr old boy hires hooker, she steals his piggy bank
- Swedish schoolboy gets cervical cancer jab
- Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Giant Banana
- California Unveils “Homeless Bill of Rights”, Right to Public Urination
- Mother forced daughter, 14, to have baby
- Turin hound
- sweatshirts
- Modelling agents approaching women outside eating disorder clinic
- Chinese bridge covered in butter to stop suicides
- Russian overtaking
- Woman doesn’t crap for 45 days
- Man jailed for watching pixie sex
- The Handlebar Club
- Mother of the year nominee
- Man slides slippery eel up his back-passage bumhole
- Bender wood stove
- Chinese ingenuity
- Bloke wanks out of moving vehicle at 90mph
- Two-faced cow
- Man duped into buying fluffed ferrets instead of dogs
- Lonely man's sex line bill
- Pregnant and living in her car
- I reckon this is today's joke story
- 15lb baby
- Man stages fake knife attack to impress on first date
- 12-YEAR OLD TALIBAN BOY’S FIRST BEHEADING
- The world’s biggest serial killer?
- Thieves try to steal horse’s penis
- Mother jams dildo up son’s bumhole
- Police called to school for horror-movie masked man at South Norwood
- Man accidentally jumps to his death during rope swing stunt
- Two-headed shark
- Essex school bans triangle shaped flapjacks
- Bloke starts chopping willies off to stop the world from ending
- Prostitute tries to eat client's testicles
- Church closes food bank because it attracts poor people
- Man banned from saying the word Bingo for 6 months
- Pandas mate after watching panda porn
- Masturbating monk ends career
- Give me a kwikie
- How's about this for unlucky
- Man's arm to become his new cock
- Penis stealing crimewave on the rise in Africa
- Dildo duffing has hooker huffing
- At least he's honest
- Driver banned after ramming police while 'chased by aliens'
- 8 year old boy marries 61 year old mum of 5
- World record for the most fake moustaches
- Sad case of ‘two-headed’ baby
- Gun up the chuff and crack in the arse crack
- Woman mauled to death by lion while having sex
- Block of frozen poop from jumbo jet’s toilet crashes to earth
- Fresh Prince theme tune causes school lockdown in Beaver County
- Sculptor makes bust out of human blood.
- Murder suspects had sex on top of corpses
- Child tells cop "those are my daddy's hoes"
- Man gets clocked in church
- Woman allegedly drowned son due to size of his genitals
- Fatal balloon incident in Egypt
- Compulsive liar jailed after false rape allegations
- Chinese boy sodomized by bicycle
- Father force feeds his three kids a poo
- Penis thief loose in Austria
- You got idiots, and then there's THIS nimrod.
- Don't store your mags in the oven.
- Jesus told me to huff gold paint
- Thieves steal jukebox, thinking it was an ATM
- 84 yr. old lady receives threatening note over christmas lights
- Stop press ! Chicken stolen from crock pot.
- Man shot and killed after rufusing to buy bad weed
- Man tries to rob bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible
- Metal hook in the face
- Parents sue for teaching their kids yoga
- Las Vegas woman arrested for public dog-sex
- Drunken nit-wit impales herself on umbrella
- Man sues parents for not loving him enough
- Sicko stealing used tampons
- Australian is going to drag a massive pair of knockers across Antarctica
- Elisa Lam
- Adolf Hitler up for election in India
- Airports battle bogus wheelchair users
- Freaks On Display
- Pedophiles harassed by pedophilophiles
- Brussels airport diamond heist
- Kansas lottery winners accidentally blow up their house
- Diving with great white sharks
- Women's farts smell much worse than men's farts.
- Boss-eyed woman strips at her kid's school
- Meteor fall 'injures hundreds' in central Russia
- Bristol man wants his porn back
- Devon man tried to fuck ambulance
- Zoo hires pianist to help sexually arouse tortoises
- Heart Attack Grill spokesman dies of a heart attack
- Aberdeenshire skilift prang
- World's largest crocodile dies of the shits
- Boy killed by carbon monoxide poisoning
- Sri Lankan prisoner caught with phone up his arse.
- Baby eaten by crocodile
- Brazilian pastor says his penis delivers shots of sacred milk
- Real life vampire found in Turkey
- Reporter discovers that article by The Onion isn't true
- Court mistrial declared after eyeball falls out
- Giant Dong sets sights on Grimsby
- Two female Finnish journalists intentionally shit themselves on bus
- Russian woman gets boyfriends name tattooed on face
- An 8.0 Earthquake hit the Solomons
- 7 year old suspended for imaginary game
- Nursery school shuts down after kids aged 4 and 5 having sexual relations
- Chinese nutter murders ostrich
- London Dungeon selling off props
- 16 year old girl dead after being set on fire in Blackpool
- Publisher of 'Bittorrent for Dummies' sues for copyright infringement
- Japanese pop star shaves head after caught having sex
- Missing Irish developer found wandering with insult carved into his forehead
- Whale vomit found on dog walk expected to fetch £100,000
- The world's fartiest animals
- 100' wave surfed off Nazaré
- Bloke nobbled by falling sign
- Daniel Coriat
- Eagle Owl on the prowl in Inverness
- Group of men have been playing tag for over 20 years
- Toddler being forced to have a tattoo
- Nicaraguan kid who likes fucking chickens
- Dog suffers electric shock pissing on lamp post in Seaham
- Couple being charged for trying to save a deer's life
- Parents Use Medical Marijuana To Save Their Severely Autistic Child
- Abortion after rape could become evidence tampering under proposed new US law
- German soldiers growing moobs due to rifle drill
- Drunk Oxford woman gets stuck in kid's high chair [with video]
- " He then ran to the son’s room and rubbed his face with clothing. "
- Teacher sacked for trimming bush
- Nine-year-old forced to drink urine for being a witch
- 5 year old girl suspended from school for being a terrorist threat
- Tumour-chops Chinese man with severe facial tumours
- Jesus robs couple, pulls down woman's bikini bottom and fondles her
- Man run over by dog in car
- Abattoir raid finds over 400 dog's dicks
- Old woman stabbed and set on fire
- An odd request if anyone can help...
- Prospector unearths huge gold nugget
- Did you know...?
- 30 year old man tattoos name on girlfriend's fanny... for her 15th birthday
- Man arrested for giving people wedgies
- Bloke craps whilst bonking prostitute
- Cleaning lady steals train and drives it into Swedish apartment building
- Newspaper deliverywoman caught pissing in a lift
- Teacher sues for discrimination because she has a phobia of children
- Time-lapse tranny
- Student at all-female school to become boy, wants to stay
- Man with shoe camera arrested for taking upskirt pics
- Woman arrested for stalking herself
- Cheating wife's plan goes a bit wrong
- Burmese pythons under attack in Florida
- Doctor pulls off baby's head during childbirth
- Russian woman falls asleep on scooter
- Annie Londonderry
- Spanish 'killer slug' invasion
- It's raining bones ...
- KFC campaigner abandons protest after being pelted with chicken wings
- Police open Lanarkshire cemetery grave
- Man restrained after becoming unruly on Iceland to New York flight
- Serial killer barbie
- Bungling Australian robbers tunnel into KFC instead of jewllers
- Cat caught being used to smuggle stuff into prison
- Indoor barbecue poisons family
- Bardot threatens Russia move over sick elephants
- Rape attempt caught on video
- Miniature horse rapist
- Just some suicide notes
- Teenager drugs parents so she can get on the internet
- Tailly
- National Geographic's ten weirdest stories of 2012.
- Mouse causes storm in radio weather
- Man assaulted by oompah loompahs in Norwich
- Syrian rebels 'beheaded Christian and fed him to dogs'
- Old biddy returns to life after spending three days on a mortuary slab
- The Smoking Gun's Mug Shots of the Year 2012
- Hermaphrodite dog
- Worker disciplined for farting
- Cinema shut down because of man with sandwich
- Man dies after eating 28 raw eggs for a bet
- Massive penis-plant
- The world's oldest ever man
- Indian student Germany has his tongue cut out for not converting to Islam
- Japanese porn star receives 100 bottles of spunk from fans
- Phone call caused old lady's death
- The prophet hen of Leeds
- Parents blame hypnotic teacher for kids' deaths
- African American women avoid exercise due to hairstyle worries
- Santa offered police protection in Scotland after brick attack
- Man shot by police after pulling rifle on woman mocking his penis size
- Irish robbers steal empty cash box
- Man punches baby in the head
- Instagram sex account causes riot in Sweden
- Kid takes gun to school after Newtown shooting, for protection
- Threw arrested after massive maple syrup heist in Canada
- Dog eats Xmas lights
- Tree shaping
- Lost Russians eat friend to survive
- Man picks up iron instead of phone.
- 8-year-old with severe facial tumour
- Brazilian woman destroys cheating husband's car
- Man tries to drown wife in dog bowl after fight over frozen pizza
- Sock thief at large in Japan
- Two inch feather emerges from child's neck