I looked through my Oldies wardrobe and discovered my "Holier than thou" tee shirt. I tend not to wear it - pongs a bit - of hypocrisy
But looking at the role models Britain has nowadays - open todays papers - and I sigh. Role models were called for from all areas awhile back. The Roll (
) models we have - I can see why.
So that mythical Wembley Stadium emptied but was opened a few weeks later for another event. It was fairly well packed - when the Emcee announced - "We are about to be rude about 2012 and the current Mayor of London and would ask all those secret offspring to leave for a short while"
The stadium empties visibly and in fact there was only one man left and several women. The man had scored already and was going in for another shot.
But the Emcee's stern voice halted the man in his - er - tracks.
"Mr Farrell, er Colin - you have heard of incest haven't you? Now the rest of you leave before he does it again!"
Spot the difference = Fen Chefs ID to Peter
Peters kin whoops - lineage to bad Inn
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