
This will be the headlines in about five weeks time.
Swayze, best known for his starring role in 80s classic
Red Dawn also featured in other shitty chick-flicks like
Dirty Dancing and
Ghost.
According to
The National Enquirer Pat has been suffering from pancreatic cancer and has been undergoing treatment at Stanford University's prestigious cancer center in Palo Alto since his diagnosis in January.
After a series of doses of chemotherapy doctors have now given up hope of curing the poor rascal. He's as good as dead, you heard it here first.